By Claiborne Rice
BETTER PRESIDENTS I WOULD VOTE FOR:
1. A flaming bag of poo <Pile of poo>
2. A barrel of radioactive waste <Radioactive sign>
3. A dumpster fire <Fire>
4. A syringe filled with Covid-19 and HIV <Syringe>
5. Any invading alien <Extraterrestrial alien>
6. Any hungry zombie <Man zombie>
7. Joe Biden <Zany face>